Saturday, 17 February 2024

Kurush: The First City - Chapter 1

The sun rose out of the shimmering turquoise sea. The mountains of the mainland looked like shadows on the horizon in the morning haze. The silence was broken by the sound of the Sun Temple’s horn echoing in the streets. People came out of their mud-brick homes and the babble as they started their daily chores grew louder and louder.

Anka admired the view from the roof of her adopted home – the river winding its way from the hills inland, the dozens of wooden ships bobbing in the docks. But like a starved predator watching its prey, her razor-sharp eyes were focused on the Rush, the crown upon the hill on which Kurush was built. Behind its high walls Anka could see three-storey mansions, each storey smaller than the one below, making each one look like a small mountain. At the zenith of the Rush was a statue of a lisha. One of his clawed hands reached up to the sky, the other held an ingot. In the dawn light he began to glow like molten gold.  

“Each and every morning you look up there”

Oresh lay sprawled on a lounger facing the sun, his eyes drooping as though he was still dreaming. Anka dragged a terracotta pot that housed a bush with indigo flowers from some faraway land across the flat roof to her childhood friend and perched on its rim.

“Always start each day by staring at your goal square in the eye,” said Anka, “that’s what your father taught me”

“I’d say we’ve already got everything we need”

“You can never be too rich!”

Oresh smirked, “And once you get up into the Rush, what about us? Are you just going to leave us behind?”

“Of course not,” said Anka, “You’ll come with me. Shanessa will be my scribe. And you will be my very own poet, writing poems praising my loveliness and the size of my house”

“And what about my mother?” said Oresh

“Gishka can come too,” said Anka, “but do you think she’d ever leave here? It’s been almost a year since your father left. All his other wives have gone. When is she going to accept he’s not coming back?”

Oresh sighed, “I’ve overheard merchants saying that pirates are becoming more and more of a problem around the nightward islands”

“I’ve heard that too,” said Anka, “he was a good man. I’ll always be grateful to him”

“I keep wondering, if we are the children of the Sun, why doesn’t he intervene when we fight? Why does he tolerate such a needlessly violent world?”

“The world is the way it is,” said Anka, “it won’t change, so the only thing to do is protect yourself and those close to you as best as you can”

“The world does change,” said Oresh, “Four hundred years ago Kurush wasn’t here. Who knows what the world will be like in another four hundred years?”

“Who cares? What about those of us who live in the present?”

“How the world changes depends on what we decide to do today,” said Oresh, “Each and every little thing everyone does each day pushes the world in one direction or another. Together we’re the ones shaping the world. For instance, there’s so much more we could be doing for the lishas and hurums in the Ekuan quarter, they should be-”

“The world will never be as it should be,” said Anka, “it’s pointless to even think about it. Honestly Oresh, you need to pay closer attention to what’s in front of you”

“What do you mean?”

Anka climbed onto Oresh, who was almost twice her size, and lay on his stomach, stroking his smooth, leaf-green scales. The scales on his forehead had yellow patterns in the shape of arrowheads pointing upwards, making him look perpetually worried. His eyes were wide with terror as Anka pulled his face closer to hers, but he said nothing. His wide, crocodilian mouth was filled with savage-looking teeth, but they were so blunt that Anka could prod their points with her finger and feel nothing. She looked down into his throat, which was big enough that he could probably just about swallow her whole. Oresh took a deep breath.

“I’ve been thinking…”, said Anka

“Ooh, do tell!” said Shanessa

Anka jumped into the air, stepping on Oresh’s crotch and making him howl in pain, then slipped and fell to the floor in a heap.

“By the fucking Sun, Shanessa!”

Anka’s little sister peeked from behind the bush with a cheeky grin and a knowing look in her eyes.  

“What’s all the ruckus?” asked Gishka, as she climbed the ladder from inside the house to the roof, “the Sun’s barely up and you’re already yelling at each other”

“I need to get ready”, said Anka, brushing past Gishka to go down into the house

The windows of the house were small and far apart, but even in the low early morning light the bright colours of the frescoes on the walls were dazzling, showing scenes of the verdant forests and arid plains of lands few in Kurush had seen. The entrance hall had a fresco of a ship laden with cargo ploughing through the sea with wind filling the bright blue sail, Hadash’s pride and joy The Soaked Sapphire. To Anka the expansive two-storey house felt eerily empty. Until just a few months ago, the house had bustled with Hadash’s young wives and their children. Now there was just four of them left – Hadash’s first wife Gishka, her son Oresh, and the two adopted hurum sisters.

In her room Anka put on her favourite amber-patterned tunic, which she thought made her and her terracotta skin glisten like a polished nugget of gold. She tied a braid into her short, sleek black hair, then tucked a small gourd under her collar and put the string attached to it around her neck. She moved the straw mats she had slept on, revealing a small trapdoor in the earthen floor, out of which she dragged a bag of bundled dried leaves on top of some copper ingots and a bag of necklaces, rings and broaches. She picked a bronze-ringed necklace with azure gemstones to put on. The gemstones were so oversized and heavy that her neck hurt, and she wondered whether she was close to looking ridiculous, but she had to look the part.

She was just about to leave the house when she noticed Oresh in the kitchen, carefully lowering a raw steak into his mouth. He closed his eyes as he focused on savouring the meat, chewing it slowly and gently, as though he didn’t want to hurt it. When he swallowed and opened his eyes, he saw Anka peeking at him from behind the doorframe, her cheeks bright red.

“G-got to go!” she said as she turned and leapt through the front door

No sooner had Anka started walking up the dusty street, a teenage lisha tumbled out of the house opposite and caught up with her.

“You’re full of energy this morning Ekur”, said Anka without breaking her pace

“I wanted to tell you, I had a dream about you last night”, he said with a grin

“Your dreams are the only place you’re going to eat me. You’re barely taller than me, there’s no way you could fit me in there”, she said, poking his stomach

“I’m still growing,” said Ekur, “Maybe one day…”  

“I said, only in your dreams”

“Well, I suppose Shanessa might-“

Anka stopped in her tracks and pulled Ekur close, “Don’t you dare. Stay away from her”

“Good morning Ekur!” said Shanessa as she ran up the street

“Good morning,” said Ekur, “I’ll see you guys later”

“Shall I carry one of those?” asked Shanessa

Anka shifted the bags of her merchandise over her shoulder, “It’s fine. Be careful around Ekur. You’re sixteen, lishas are going to have sordid thoughts about you. And be careful around hurum men too. Actually, just be careful around everyone”

Shanessa sighed, “You worry too much. Everything’s fine these days. We don’t have to fear the lishas”

“Never underestimate a hungry lisha”

The hill they were walking up plateaued when they reached the high market, which was almost deserted. A baker sold the sisters two flatbreads, which Anka paid for with two thick, dried golden star-shaped leaves with deep blue veins. Shanessa waved her sister goodbye as she munched on her breakfast and carried on to other side of the hill to the scribe school, while Anka went to find her stall for the day. One advantage of being a hurum was that, while the lishas spent the morning sunning themselves, she could get a head-start. 

Sure enough, there was an empty stall at the far end of the market, on the edge of the square in front of the gateway to the Rush. Guarding the gateway were two statues of gigantic reptilian monsters, almost as tall as the walls themselves, with impressive horns, sharp teeth and ferocious looks in their eyes. Two lisha soldiers stood at their feet, trying to look as intimidating as the statues. Not far from the gateway, on the side of the hill facing the dawn, was the entrance to the Sun Temple, its semi-circular façade plated with bronze so polished it seemed to shimmer. Some pious lishas were sluggishly plodding to dawn prayers.  

The empty stall on the edge of the square was the first thing anyone coming out of the Rush would see, the perfect place to flaunt jewellery to socialites. But just as she reached it, a bald hurum man appeared from the opposite direction and dropped several bundles of knives onto the stall’s rug. The two glared at each other.

“There’s plenty of other places”, said the man

Anka turned her back on him, crouched down, then jumped back up and presented him with a clenched fist.

“Guess what’s in my hand,” she said, “if you’re wrong, I get the stall”

The man rolled his eyes, “Fine. It’s sand”

“Are you sure? Final answer?”

“Yes. Come on, I haven’t got all day”

Anka smirked, “Well, if you’re so sure…”

She drew close to him and he leant in, his curiosity piqued. She opened her hand, and blew the sand into his eyes. He wailed like a wounded animal and stumbled around as he tried to brush the sand out. By the time he could see again, Anka had thrown his knives into another vacant stall and was carefully laying out her jewellery.

“But I was right!” he said

“I never said what I’d do if you were right,” said Anka, “this is completely fair”

“How the fuck is this fair?!”

“Oh go home and cry about it to mummy if you don’t like it, you sandy wanker! Get away from my stall!”

The man sighed and cut his losses, leaving Anka to finish laying out her merchandise. She sat down and peered through the narrow gateway ahead of her at the brightly dressed lishas and hurums in the Rush. One day, she thought, I’ll be one of them.

For quite some time the market was quiet, but slowly filled with merchants touting their wares and chattering customers. The high market sold the finest and dearest goods in the known world – extravagant clothes, elegant furniture, rare delicacies. Anka was sitting on the floor of her stall yawning when a middle-aged hurum man with a substantial nose the shape of a lisha’s snout, wearing an intricately patterned red and blue tunic, strode past on his way towards the Rush. Anka leapt up and over her jewellery and jumped into his path.

“My goodness, what a handsome man! You took my breath away! A man as good-looking as you must have a stunningly beautiful wife, is that right?”

The man looked utterly baffled. Clearly his mind had been on other things when he was suddenly bombarded with compliments he had never before heard.    

“You must go to the classiest parties!” said Anka

“Er, no…”

“Really? Well, I don’t see why a man like you couldn’t. If your wife wore a necklace like this one, not only would it accentuate her beauty, it would make lishas and hurums realise what class of woman she is. Invitations to parties in the Rush would come flooding in! And as an added bonus, your wife would appreciate you even more. Today is the day your life changes forever, trust me! What’s your name, sir?”

“Er, Nashur”

“Well Nashur, this necklace is made from opals all the way from Avnua, and was diligently crafted by the finest smith in Kurush, and I can give it to you today for just two copper ingots”

“I, er, don’t carry that much on me,” said Nashur, “could you do one ingot?”

“One ingot and thirty oro leaves,” said Anka, “I can’t go any lower. You know, it takes a hundred days to get these opals from Avnua…”

Nashur stroked his chin, “Okay, deal”

Nashur walked away confident that he had just bought happiness, and Anka sat back down confident she would make a healthy profit today.

It was late morning when Anka received her first lisha customer, a tall woman who was already wearing an abundance of necklaces and rings. She looked down her snout at Anka.

“What a charming collection. You know, this one reminds me of a ring my aunt had before she was evicted from her home. She married three times, you know, her first husband was this horrible little Ekuan man. I don’t know what she saw in him, I mean, who in their right mind trusts an Ekuan? Oh and they’re so dirty, I can’t bear to even go near the Ekuan quarter the smell’s so bad…”

On and on she went, all the while looking intensely at Anka. She had encountered this before – a lisha would let their mouth run with the most inane thoughts, allowing their mind to focus on their prey. Anka had no doubt that she was imagining her between her jaws.

“And then her second husba-“

“Would you consider buying any of these?” said Anka

The lisha huffed, “I’m sure I can find better”

“Then please move on, so that other customers can take a look”

“What other customers?” said the lisha as she walked away, “Who would want to take a look at such a pathetic, shabby little stall?”

“Well, you’re a pathetic, shabby little bitch!” Anka called out after her

She spent a while thinking up cleverer insults she wished she’d used instead, and was only brought out of her moody reverie by Misha. She was another merchant in the high market, who sold chic clothing for wealthy hurums. Her black hair was short and scruffy, and she was wearing a short, frilly top which showed off her slender stomach. She was looking at Anka’s jewellery as though she was idly watching an insect crawl across the ground. Her face was red and her smile was quivering as though she was trying hard to stop herself from giggling.

“Everything okay, Misha?”

“Oh, yes, thank you,” said Misha, “do you see a lisha with eyebrows around?”

Sure enough, a few stalls along, there was a lisha with patterns over his eyes that looked like bushy eyebrows.

“Yes, he’s looking at you out of the corner of his eye”

Misha took deep breaths, “I think he’s hunting me”

“Have you got orokosa?” Anka asked

“Yes”

“Okay, be careful”

“Hey Misha, looking good!” said another lisha man

It was Bukur, Oresh’s cousin. Like Oresh, he had leaf-green scales and yellow arrowheads going up his face. But with his head held high and his cheeky grin, no-one could mistake him for his more reserved cousin.  

“Not right now, Bukur”, said Misha as she walked away with an absent look in her eyes

“No armour?” said Anka

“I’ve got the day off,” said Bukur, “me and some of the lads are thinking of doing some hunting around here tonight. Care to join us? We always enjoy the company of beautiful women”

The eagerness in his eyes left Anka in no doubt about what he was hoping for.

“No thanks. I’m sure your mother is proud she raised such an honest and forthright son, but you might find hurums will like you more if you look at them a bit less hungrily”

“Isn’t that a gourd of orokosa around your neck?” he said

“This is for emergencies,” she said, “don’t get any funny ideas”

Bukur laughed, “Okay, okay, I get it. Stay out of trouble”

“You too”

By the middle of the afternoon, Anka had sold most of her stock. Once she had a quiet moment, she packed the remainder away and left the stall. The heart of the market was crammed with lishas and hurums, and she had to squeeze between merchants and their customers not so much haggling as they were screaming and gesticulating in each other’s faces. Despite the awnings which protected the market from the overbearing sun, the sheer exertion of those who were ravenously chasing the best deal made the market steaming hot. Anka took deep breaths once she reached the far side of the market and checked her bags hadn’t been emptied by pickpockets.

“The parity of lishas and hurums is a lie!”

On the street corner, there was a lisha man with golden scales wearing a black toga and holding a burning torch.

“Most refuse to hear the truth, but the truth is undeniable! How could lishas and hurums even compare? Lishas embody the Sun’s strength and wisdom, it was by our toil that Kurush was built, and – ow! Stop it! Ow!”

Children were throwing stones at him, and when he gave up on his rant and ran away, they gave chase laughing maniacally. Anka started going down the hill, but stopped when she heard yelps coming from an alleyway. She checked no-one was watching her, then slipped off the street and toward the sounds. When she looked around a corner, she was not surprised to see Misha, her face petrified, sliding down the throat of the bushy-eyebrowed lisha. After a final gulp, he leant back against the wall and sighed with satisfaction.

Anka came out from behind the corner, “Did you drink her orokosa?”

He jumped, “Ah, yes, yes!”

“It’s a right pain when lishas like you do this in public,” she said, folding her arms, “I’ve got to be somewhere, but I can hardly ignore someone being devoured down a dark alleyway, can I?”

“S-sorry”, he said, looking at the ground

Anka looked at his now bulging stomach.

“So… did she taste good?” she asked

“Oh yes, she – hang on, here she comes”

He dropped onto the ground on all fours and started taking deep breaths. He rocked backwards and forwards, then suddenly opened his jaws as wide as he could. Misha came flying out, landing headfirst in a pile of rotten fruit. She rolled over and stared up at the sky catching her breath, not seeming to care that she was drenched in gastric slime.

“All okay, Misha?” said Anka

“Ahhh… that was amazing…”

“You’re very welcome to come over to mine tonight,” said the lisha, “for dinner…”

“Where’s the fun in that?” said Misha, “If you want me again, you’ll have to hunt me”

“Don’t encourage them!” said Anka, “Spare a thought for those of us who don’t want to be hunted. I need to go. Don’t get digested, Misha”

Near the base of the hill, in a courtyard behind the street that led from the Rush to the Bloody Gate, was Iddyr and Oddyr’s forge. Oddyr had biceps as thick as tree trunks, wild flame-red hair with missing chunks which had clearly been hastily cut off, and singed skin which obscured his youth. Iddyr was the older brother, but was bony and diminutive in comparison, and he had a very neatly trimmed goatee. While Oddyr worked the bellows, and Iddyr made the final touches to the waxen mould of a broach, Anka idly looked around their workshop. Her eye was caught by some rocks with a colour she’d never seen before – a matt red, like dry blood.

“What’s this?”

“That’s iron,” said Oddyr, “I’ve got a client who wants to find a way to smelt it”

“So this is what iron looks like,” said Anka, “who’s the client?”

“Mind your own business. Forget I said anything. Besides, it’s impossible. I spent all of yesterday on it, the kiln was hotter than I’ve ever got it, but as you can see, still just stones”   

“How much did you make today?” asked Iddyr

“Three copper ingots and sixty-three leaves,” said Anka, “so that’s one copper and twenty-one leaves for me, and two coppers and forty-two leaves for you”

Iddyr’s eyes widened as she laid out the earnings onto his workbench, “I still can’t believe you can get lishas and hurums to dish out this much”

“I still can’t believe you can get anyone to buy his jewellery in the first place!” said Oddyr

“Be quiet, you meathead,” said Iddyr, “stick to your spears”

“Well if you don’t want this much, I’ll be happy to take more of a cut,” said Anka with a smirk, “but I think it’s only fair that most of the earnings go to the master jeweller who put so much work into the goods”

“Trust in each other,” said Oddyr, “that’s what keeps Kurush going”

“Oddyr, have you met my friend Oresh?” said Anka, “You’d probably get on with him”

“Is he a lisha?” Oddyr asked

“Yes…”

Oddyr scoffed and returned to his bellows. An awkward silence hung in the air.

“Ready to go to the docks?” said Iddyr  

“Sure, let’s go”, said Anka

The shallow sea close to the mainland was treacherous to sailors, who would be lucky to avoid hitting any of the outcrops of rock under the surface. Instead the ships that sailed up and down the continent’s coastline had to go via the island on which Kurush was built. The island was also the first in a long chain that snaked nightwards, each island being colder, wetter and darker than the last. Kurush was at the crossroads of a trade network which connected tribes from opposite sides of the known world.

The docks were built on a long canal which provided safe harbour for dozens of ships. The canal joined the sea at the mouth of the river, and while the river snaked around one side of the hill, the canal curled around the other, almost making it an island itself. None of the ships looked alike – some had strange symbols or bizarre horned animals painted on the sails, and some had ridiculous faces painted on the bows making the ships look like monsters from a dream. There was a promenade on one side of the canal where merchants stood in front of their ships trying to sell off their cargo. Gulls with sky blue feathers strutted among the traders looking for scraps of food.

There was timber from the nightward isles, heaving sacks of grain from Parua, spices from Telua, animal skulls from Okulua, kosa bark from Reklua, pigs from Zemyz. Every language in the known world could be heard in the dockside market. Anka knew how to say ‘Hello, it is an absolute pleasure to meet you’ in six languages and ‘Your ship is so beautiful your wife must be jealous’ in three.

Anka and Iddyr were hunting for precious stones, and Anka cut a deal with a silver-scaled lisha from the arid plains of Avnua for some garnets. Iddyr was starting to run low on tin, but to her surprise, she could only find one merchant selling it, a sand-scaled lisha from Reklua.

“Where are the others?” Anka asked

“If they’re anything like me, they sold all their tin to contacts in the Rush,” said the merchant, “I sold most of mine to a friend up there today”

“How much?” said Anka pointing at the silvery ingots

“One gold for one tin”

“Please don’t insult me,” said Anka, “fifteen coppers for one tin would be fair”

“One gold for one tin. I’m not going to haggle. If you want tin, come back once you have gold”

 “How are ordinary forges meant to smelt bronze if they don’t have tin?”

“Not my problem”

Anka drew close, “Listen, just tell me what you want for the tin. I don’t care what it is, I’m not the judgmental sort, and I swear on the mansion that will be mine one day that I won’t tell a soul”

“No offence, but you don’t look that tasty”

Anka’s face grew red, “That’s not what I meant, you greedy piece of sh-“

The merchant chuckled as Iddyr pulled her away before she could say anything more.

“For Sun’s sake, what a pain traders can be. Can you make fake bronze? Like, paint some copper?”

“Even if I could, would that really be a good idea?” said Iddyr

Anka sighed, “If the Rush keeps hogging the tin trade, we might not have any other option. For now, you should focus on small items. Like rings”

“Will do”

The sun was starting to get low, and the whiff of something sweet made Anka realise she hadn’t eaten since morning. She followed her nose, and found a stall selling honeyed bread. Her waist was thicker than she would ideally like it to be, but the idea of going through a day without eating something delicious was not something she could bear thinking about. She gawped at the rows of honeyed bread, until she realised the lisha behind the stall was staring at her. He licked his lips.

“I’ll get these,” said Iddyr, “two please. Anka? You don’t want one? Where are you going?”

It was quieter further along the promenade. Iddyr caught up to her as she watched cargo being loaded onto a ship.

“I know it’s tough sometimes,” he said, handing her the bread, “after what they did your parents, what they did to ours. We’re a generation of orphans. But we have to live with them”

“In my case, I literally do. Thank the Sun there are lishas kind enough to restrain themselves. But it only takes one of them who’s hungry enough. The surest way to survive is to keep climbing the ladder, so that’s what I’ll do, until me and Shanessa are safe”

“At least we hurums have each other. Together, we can build a happy life for ourselves. I hope you know how grateful I am for all you do for me. I couldn’t sell water to someone dying of thirst! If there’s anything I can do for you, just say the word”

Iddyr’s eyes were wide with admiration, but when Anka noticed he looked awkwardly at the ground. He was only a couple of years older than she was, so she wasn’t surprised. And at least his eyes didn’t have the hunger that lishas’ did. But this was not something she had the time or energy to deal with.

She tussled his neat hair, “Don’t sell the water, just take what they have and walk away. I’m glad I have you as a friend Iddyr, but you don’t need to worry about me, I’ll be just fine”

They finished their bread, then said their goodbyes. Anka walked back up the hill, the streets now clotted with lishas and hurums shambling their way home from work, as she thought about how she would decorate her mansion in the Rush, the elegant clothes she would wear, the sumptuous meals she would eat. But she knew that it would be at least several years of hard work before this fantasy could ever become reality. As she turned onto the street she lived on, she spotted Ekur in the corner of her eye, down the alleyway beside his house. The teenage lisha was busy licking the belly of a hurum he had pinned against the wall, Anka wondered who it was.

“Shanessa!”

She marched down the alleyway and snatched her sister away from Ekur.

“What did I say, Ekur? What did I fucking say?”

His eyes darted everywhere, avoiding Anka’s fiery glare. He opened his mouth, but no words came out.

“Leave him alone!” said Shanessa, “What’s the big deal?”

“How many times do I have to tell you, be careful around lishas! He may look like a harmless idiot, but I guarantee there are vile thoughts inside that thick head. You can’t trust them”

Shanessa glowered, “You’re a hypocrite, I saw you with Oresh this morning”

“Oresh is different, you know that!” Anka blustered, “Let’s go home”

Anka grabbed her arm and dragged her out of the alleyway despite her protests. But she let go once she saw Gishka sitting on their doorstep sobbing. Oresh knelt beside his mother consoling her. A lisha woman with golden scales stood over them. She wore a ragged tunic, but had several necklaces around her neck and a sheaved dagger on her belt. When she noticed Anka and Shanessa, she came close and loomed over them with a glint in her eye.

“And what do we have here?”

Anka looked at Oresh, “What’s going on?”

Oresh’s eyes were glazed over, as though he was struggling to understand it himself, “We’re being evicted”


Next chapter

Constructive criticism welcome

© Paul Bramhall

Thursday, 30 December 2021

Keep Calm and Carry On Wasting Time

The helicopter touched down on the parched lawn, creating a whirlwind of dust and dead grass. Oswald Octavian Beaufort-Chatsworth thanked the pilot, ignored his suggestion to wait until the rotors had stopped and held his sleeve to his eyes as he strode through the dust cloud towards the house. His slick black hair seemed impervious to the wind.

Waiting for him at the entrance of the house was Geoffrey Aston. For an 89 year old, he looked surprisingly spritely – a full head of hair, pudgy cheeks and a perfectly upright posture. He was wearing a rugby shirt, some khaki shorts and a wide grin.

“Welcome to Penhallow House! Secretary of State, it is an honour and a pleasure to have you here”

“How could I refuse an invitation from one of Britain’s most successful entrepreneurs”, said Oswald, not bothering to pretend to smile

“What do you mean ‘one of’? Haha! We picked a fine day for this rendezvous. Reminds me of when I used to have a villa on Mallorca. Aren’t you hot in that leather jacket? And you’re even wearing that”

Geoffrey pointed at Oswald’s armband, on which a red lion reared up in the style of the royal coat of arms.

“You politicians are always so worried about your image,” said Geoffrey, “well tonight you can forget about all that, you’re here to relax and be entertained”

“If you’re going to lie to a politician, I suggest you try harder”, said Oswald as he walked past Geoffrey into the house

Inside, all of the walls were oak panelled and none was without at least one portrait of a stern-looking man or a glum-looking woman.

“Seventeenth Century?” asked Oswald

“Yes, that’s right. It was built by a guano merchant, I believe. I fell in love with the place at first sight”

Oswald’s attention was caught by an alcove with brackets holding several elegant wood-coated rifles.   

“If you have the time, I was hoping we could go hunting tomorrow morning,” said Geoffrey, “Ah, Natasha!”

At the top of the atrium’s grand staircase stood a middle-aged woman. Her long, plain dress and narrow glasses gave her the air of a headmistress.

“We were going to have dinner soon,” said Geoffrey, “won’t you join us?”

Even at that distance, Oswald could feel the searing hatred focused on the two men from those piercing eyes. Natasha simply turned and walked out of sight without a word.

“She’s lived here since her divorce,” said Geoffrey, “she hates my guts but is quite happy to sponge off of me. Do you have children?”

“No”, said Oswald

“Think twice before you do. They’re little better than parasites. Care for an aperitif?”

“Gin,” said Oswald, “if you’d be so kind”

The dining room had a good view of the sun disappearing behind the Cornish hills. Geoffrey and Oswald sat at a long oak table, a stag’s head watching them from above a fireplace.

“What’s it like in Whitehall at the moment?” asked Geoffrey, “Must be quite… tense?”

Oswald gave him a quizzical look.

“What with the situation with France”, said Geoffrey

Oswald laughed, “No, we’re not scared of the French”

“You’re sure that Dubois is bluffing?”

“They’re not going to attack us,” said Oswald, “they know that if there was a war, we could use our nuclear warheads but they couldn’t use theirs. They want to move their people to our land. Even if they somehow won, they wouldn’t want to rule over an irradiated wasteland. No, the 15 million migrants itching to cross the channel are a much bigger problem than that loud-mouthed frog”

“That’s a relief,” said Geoffrey, “Of course, if there was a war, the robotics experts in Aston Technologies could lend their-“

“I’m not the Secretary of State for Defence, Geoffrey. You’re lobbying the wrong person”

“I was merely mentioning it,” said Geoffrey with a grin, “Anyway, did you hear the sad news today?”

“Yes, I did,” said Oswald looking down at his drink, “very sad news indeed. Salma Khan was a great woman. She’ll go down in history as one of our greatest Prime Ministers”

Geoffrey leaned back in his chair, “Do you really mean that?”

“Of course. Politicians are usually either charismatic or diplomatic, but she managed to be both. While we Tories were fighting among ourselves, she gave the country reasons to be optimistic for the first time in decades. The world came close to net zero in 2040, in no small part thanks to her persistence at the COPs”

“Then came the Alaric report,” said Geoffrey, “when was that? ’42?”

The image of the graph on the first page of the Alaric report was burned into Oswald’s memory. Global temperatures and emissions had risen together in a macabre dance until 2035, when the world’s leaders finally got their act together and emissions started to plummet. But instead of plateauing, temperatures kept rising faster than ever. Vicious circles had been triggered – ice sheets reflecting heat back into space were shrinking, forest fires were spewing more and more carbon into the atmosphere, and melting permafrost was releasing billions of tons of methane. Humanity had lost control of the planet.

“The Alaric report broke Khan,” said Oswald, “You could see it in her eyes. She knew all of her work was simply too late. Her cancer diagnosis was only a few months ago, but she’d already lost the will to go on. Maybe if she’d been born ten years earlier…”

“But Alaric was a godsend for the Lions”, said Geoffrey

“It’s what persuaded me to join them,” said Oswald, “After that, installing Richard as party leader and then winning the election was a foregone conclusion. The British People wanted a government they could trust to protect them – and only them – in this new, terrifying world. And that’s not going to change anytime soon”

“Do you really believe you can rely on that fear indefinitely?” asked Geoffrey

“Fear is more powerful than greed, indignation or any other emotion,” said Oswald, “If you were scared enough, I’d be willing to bet you’d give up all your wealth to be safe. Used competently, fear is an effective tool for preventing disaster. Fear of the apocalypse is what prevented the Cold War from turning hot. But we didn’t beat climate change because we didn’t fear it enough. It was too abstract. Now people fear that they won’t survive the world’s descent, and we’re using that fear to preserve Britain”

An attendant arrived to serve their dinner.

“Griddled tuna steak with lime and asparagus”, he said with a hint of pride

“Thank you Pierre,” said Geoffrey before suddenly going pale, “Ah, Pierre has been living in the UK for fifteen years, so…”

“Don’t worry,” said Oswald, smiling at the Frenchman like a hungry predator, “If he was on the register, he’d already be in my care. And I know you wouldn’t risk hiding undocumented migrants in your home, especially if you were planning on entertaining Cabinet members”

Pierre awkwardly sidled out of the room.

“How much did this cost you?” asked Oswald as he started dissecting the tuna, “It’s not every day you get to dine on an endangered species”

“Well, it’s not every day we have Secretaries of State round for dinner!” said Geoffrey, “Say, you don’t have any nanites do you?”

“No. I presume you do?”

“Oh yes, I’ve got thousands of them in my veins,” said Geoffrey, “First I got the basic immune support ones, then the cancer-killing ones, then the muscle-building ones. And earlier this year I got the new neuron-repairing ones. They work wonders, I can tell you. It’s almost like the past 30 years never happened to me!”

“Good for you,” said Oswald, who was more interested in his food, “It must feel like you’ll live forever”

“It’s a terrible shame that nanites are still so expensive that even our highest ranking politicians can’t afford them. After all, the healthier and sharper our government is, the stronger the country will be, right? So I’m willing to give you a 50 percent discount on all nanite treatments from Aston Technologies”

“How generous,” said Oswald, “That’s a discount of upwards of five million pounds, am I right? What do you want in return?”

“A few years ago you were merely a junior minister in the Treasury. But you’ve worked your way up to the Cabinet and carved out your own government department for yourself. And it’s an open secret that you have the PM’s ear like no-one else, some say even his wife is jealous”

Oswald sighed in exasperation, “Tuna, a discount and even a heaping pile of flattery. What a delightful evening this is turning out to be. For God’s sake Geoffrey, spit it out. What do you bloody want from me?”

“Persuade the PM to lower corporation tax rates,” said Geoffrey, “back to the levels they were twenty years ago”

“No”, said Oswald

“Fine, 60 percent”, said Geoffrey

“I’m not going to haggle with you,” said Oswald, “You think we can keep Britain alive in a world that’s falling apart on the cheap?”

“You think you can keep Britain alive without free enterprise?”

“If by free enterprise you mean you being free to spend as much as you can on your vanity projects, then yes”

Geoffrey threw his cutlery down, “You’re bleeding us dry!” he roared, “You’re no better than the fucking socialists!”

“You should be grateful,” said Oswald in a calm, deep growl, “grateful that we haven’t shut down your operations and confiscated your assets. How can you say we’re bleeding you dry when you’re building that glorified bunker of yours in orbit? How much are you sending up there? Are you aware of the metal shortages? Britain needs those resources more than you do”

The ticks and tocks from a grandfather clock echoed in the dining room. The sky grew inky and the ragged curtains closed automatically as the two men ate in silence.

“The tuna is delicious”, said Oswald

“I’m the majority shareholder of a centre-right outlet called Civitas News”, said Geoffrey

“Never heard of it”, said Oswald

“At the moment it’s pretty critical of the Lions. But I can tell the editor to slowly shift right over the next five years. Pump out opinion pieces that are ever more forgiving of, and eventually defensive of the government. We’ll lose some subscribers, but many will convert to the cause and barely realise it. In return, I expect you to pull some strings at HMRC. Tell them there’s no need to examine Aston Technologies’ tax bills so closely”

“Found it,” said Oswald, who was tapping at his phone, “It has twelve thousand subscribers. And I’m guessing they’re mostly grumpy old men who still worship Thatcher’s corpse? Why would I expend any effort on them? The Centre died a long time ago, Geoffrey”   

“Every little helps, surely?” said Geoffrey, “I’ve never heard of a politician who refuses media support”

“It’s not the ‘20s anymore,” said Oswald, “back when the Right needed the media to feed codswallop to at least half the population in order to prevent an uprising. Today, we have facts on our side. Everyone just needs to look out their window to see why Britain needs us”  

“Britain, Britain, fucking Britain,” said Geoffrey, glaring at his guest, “Don’t you ever get sick of saying that word?”

“Tell me Geoffrey,” said Oswald, tapping his finger on the table impatiently, “Why did you fall in love with this house? Was it the décor? The gardens? The history? Or was it perhaps because it’s a stone’s throw away from Newquay spaceport? Seems to me like a good house for someone who thinks they might need to get into orbit at a moment’s notice”

“Well, I-“

“Have you ever heard the phrase ‘A citizen of the world is a citizen of nowhere’? You don’t even want to be a citizen of the world. You’ve turned your back on your own tribe, on the nation who raised you. You’re destined for the ninth circle of hell, with all the other traitors”

Geoffrey stood up and loomed over Oswald, “Britain is doomed. In a hundred years, it will be just a collection of desert islands. For almost the entirety of history, Britain was a poor, backwards island on the edge of the world. Its only valuable contribution to humanity was the discovery of fossil fuels – and look where that’s got us. In the grand scheme of things Britain is just a blip with an ignominious legacy. So I think you can forgive me if I’m not moved to tears by the Union Jack, bulldogs and cream teas”

Oswald stood and looked at Geoffrey squarely in the eye, “Didn’t you love your mother, even when she was old? Thank you for dinner. I’m going for a smoke”

The night air was still warm. Oswald got out his grandfather’s old ivory pipe and stood in the mansion’s porchway surveying the gardens. The dry fountains and weathered statues looked eerie in the faint light coming from the house. One of the shadows on the grass moved, and Oswald realised he was being watched from the first floor. Natasha was staring at him as though she was trying to turn him to stone. He stared back, sucking on his pipe.

“Care to join me?” he said loudly

Natasha hesitated, then opened the window.

“What?”

“I said, care to join me?” said Oswald, “I’m sure you’d be better company than your father”

She scoffed. Oswald casually ambled to the spot beneath her window.

“Why do you hate me?” he asked

“Do I actually need to explain to you?” she said, “Do you repress your memories each night so that you can get some sleep?”

“I’m genuinely curious”, said Oswald

“I watch the videos of your gangs-“

“Employment officers”

“Your gangs dragging people away from their families, into your black vans”

“We’re giving them meaningful work,” said Oswald, “a way to give back to Britain. In this day and age, that’s something to be grateful for”

“And are they grateful?” asked Natasha, “Being chipped, then forced to work in dangerous conditions with minimal training, then told to sleep in an overcrowded prison, on two bowls of porridge a day. All for the crime of being unemployed or a refugee. How many die each day? Hundreds? Thousands?”

“The people in my care are building flood-proof homes and growing food for the British People,” said Oswald, “They are keeping Britain alive. And if they weren’t in my care, they would be at your gates, demanding everything you have and more”

Natasha shrank back in revulsion, “You’re a fucking fasci-“

“Oh please,” said Oswald, “you’ll only embarrass yourself making that comparison. This is the twenty-first century, we’re so much more enlightened. We’re not bigots, we don’t discriminate against any faiths, any races, any sexualities, any genders. And we cherish Britain’s democratic tradition”

“For now…”

“Why would we take away the vote?” asked Oswald, “You think we’re scared of Labour? Even if they did win the next election, you think they’d build a socialist paradise where everyone sings and dances all day long? No, if they win, it will be because they promise to be even tougher than us. The world gave idealists a chance and they failed. Now the world needs realists”

“That’s just an excuse to treat human beings like animals,” said Natasha, “But the People aren’t as xenophobic or sadistic as you are”

“They don’t have to be. We all know that many millions of people are going to die in the next few decades,” said Oswald, “the only question is who”

“You’re a murderer”

“If you say so, but my constituents seem to like me and I don’t think I’ll be leaving government anytime soon. By the way, do you have an employment certificate?”

Natasha adjusted her glasses, “I-I’m a writer…”

Oswald chuckled, “I’ve heard that excuse many times before”

And did those feet in ancient time” sang Oswald’s phone, “walk upon England’s mountains green?

It was Michael calling, an ambitious civil servant at the Ministry of Defence with whom Oswald had been cultivating a mutually-beneficial friendship.

“Oswald, the Met Office confirmed,” said Michael, “the winds have changed”

Oswald’s eyes widened, “Does that mean…?”

“The COBRA meeting’s already started. The order should be coming through any time now”

“Good work, Michael”

Oswald put away his phone and looked back up. Natasha had closed the window and disappeared, so he went back inside.

“Pierre! Get me the finest whiskey Geoffrey has!” Oswald yelled in the atrium, “Geoffrey! Take me to your largest screen!”

Geoffrey appeared wearing a golden dressing gown, “Why all the ruckus?”

“Let’s watch the news”

“Actually I was thinking of turning in”

“You’re going to want to see this”, said Oswald with a mischievous grin

“Hmm… The way you say that is making me uneasy,” said Geoffrey, “let’s go to the drawing room”

Somewhat out-of-place amid the mahogany bookcases and moth-eaten sofas, a sleek 85-inch screen dominated the drawing room. Oswald and Geoffrey nursed their drinks as they watched tributes to Salma Khan, then images of rioting in Toronto.

“Is it a coup?” asked Geoffrey, “Is that what we’re waiting for?”

“What makes you think that?” said Oswald

“Well, installing puppet leaders in countries close to the poles is all the rage now. First the US in Canada, then China in Russia…”

“It certainly seems to be a good way of ensuring the smooth migration of people to safe, fertile lands, even if it causes conflict with the locals”, said Oswald

“So who will it be? Scotland? Iceland?”

“Ah, here we go”, said Oswald

“And now some breaking news,” said the anchor, “we are getting these images from Paris”

A column of tanks was snaking down the Champs-Élysées, the Arc de Triomphe lit up behind them. Some civilians stood by in silence watching or filming them, others scurried away. Another video showed a military gendarme guarding a very ornate gate, angrily waving his rifle at a composed commander in a tank whose main gun was pointed at the gendarme. Both men proudly wore the tricolore on their uniforms.  

“You’re behind this?” said Geoffrey as he slowly rubbed his forehead, “You said Dubois isn’t a threat”

“He isn’t”, said Oswald

“So then why?”

“With chaos and confusion at the highest levels of the French government and military, they are less ready to deal with unexpected events, and it also gives us an opportunity to gather some intelligence while they’re distracted”

“So this is part of a pre-emptive strike?” said Geoffrey, “I still don’t understand”

Oswald tapped his nose. For some time, the news replayed the same videos of the tanks over and over. The anchor had to try very hard to describe the videos without speculating. The drawing room had a fireplace, which Pierre lit. Geoffrey broke the glowing logs apart with an iron poker in an attempt to stave off boredom.

“Right,” Geoffrey eventually said, “I’m off to bed”

“You’ll regret it,” said Oswald, “it’ll be any time now”

The sound of thunder came from outside.

“What was that?” said Geoffrey, going to the window to peer through the curtains, “The forecast didn’t say anything about a storm”

The thunder grew louder, becoming a never-ending roar, so low and pervasive that everything in the room seemed to tremble. Geoffrey turned to Oswald, his mouth agape, his eyes wide with terror.

“Belgium and the Netherlands will be hit in an hour’s time,” said Oswald, “creating a strip of radioactive wasteland 50 miles thick along the coast of the Channel from Rotterdam to Brest. No migrant will want to cross that, so all the peoples of Europe, Africa and the Middle East will be funnelled towards Scandinavia instead. One of my best ideas, if I say so myself. The PM took some persuading, but he came to see why this was the best way to secure Britain’s future. And as much as the King disapproves of the Lions, I’d hope that finally defeating our old enemy almost a thousand years after the Battle of Hastings will give him some pleasure”

“A-aren’t we in danger here?” asked Geoffrey

“No, the winds will blow the fallout eastwards”

“Won’t they retaliate?”

“The attack would have only gone ahead once we had located all of their nuclear subs,” said Oswald, “our own subs can intercept any missiles launched from them before they’re dealt with”

“What about the Americans?”

Oswald laughed, “You really do live in the past, don’t you? The Americans couldn’t care less”

Geoffrey sank into a sofa, his head in his hands.

“Are you really that surprised?” said Oswald, “The Israelis have killed millions of Arabs, the Chinese have killed millions of Bangladeshis”

“I know, but I never thought we…”

“You thought Britain was special?” said Oswald, “Maybe you’re a patriot after all! Cheer up old chap, this is what victory looks like! This is the world your generation created, one where only the ruthless survive”

Oswald got up and started marching around the room, “Pierre! Another whiskey! Nemo saltat sobrius! Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of dee…sire! Bring me my spears! OH CLOUDS UNFOLD! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, til we have built Jerusalem in England’s green and pleasant l-“

Natasha stood in the doorway, her face twisted with rage, aiming an elegant wood-coated hunting rifle at Oswald.

“Well I never,” said Oswald, “I never thought I’d see a lefty holding a gun. But I wonder if you have the nerve to use it”

Geoffrey leapt up from the sofa and stood between them, “Natasha, put it down!”

“Are you really going to defend him?” asked Natasha, “After what they’ve just done?”

“Think about what you’re doing,” said Geoffrey, “we can’t afford to make enemies of them” 

She fired into Geoffrey’s stomach. He crumpled to the floor, howling in pain. Oswald didn’t move a muscle as she stepped over her father and strode towards him, the rifle trained on his face. She stopped when the barrel was an inch from his eyes.

“What’s the point?” asked Oswald, “You’d only be adding to the death toll”

“Because it’s people like you that make the world a horrible place to live,” said Natasha, “People like you shouldn’t exist”

Oswald sighed, “Dulce et decorum est p-“

The last thing Oswald saw in the corner of his eye was Geoffrey rising to his feet with the iron poker in his hand. Natasha pulled the trigger, and Oswald’s world came to an end.   

Saturday, 16 January 2021

Is Equality Possible?

 

This graph is an extremely broad-brush view of socio-economic change across history.

  • The grey line represents the time in which we lived as hunter-gatherers, i.e. most of human history.
  • The green line represents the time where most people lived as farmers, i.e. roughly 10,000 BC to 1800 AD.
  • The red line represents today, i.e. an industrial civilisation lusting for economic growth, but forced by progressive movements to spread its wealth out.
  • The blue line represents a possible future. Because humanity is on the verge of colonising the solar system, and thus able to exploit a vast amount of energy and matter, this line could continue to rise for a very long time. To be clear, this does not represent a smooth continuation of neoliberalism. The future will no doubt hold revolutions and conflicts between different groups of would-be elites. Also, bear in mind that the graph is only concerned with those who are alive – perhaps in 2100 everyone will live in a happy, prosperous society, but the world’s population will only be 4 billion. History might judge the atrocities of the 20th Century to be simply warm-ups for the atrocities of the 21st.   

Clearly this graph isn’t uncontroversial. Were hunter-gatherer societies truly egalitarian? Was their standard of living really better than peasants? But of course the most controversial thing is the gradient of the blue line. Old school Marxists would argue that a classless society will eventually emerge from the dictatorship of the proletariat, in other words that the line will be perfectly flat. Others, such as Yuval Noah Harari, would argue that the line will become steeper than Everest.

First, let’s think about how an equal society might come to be. Far from heralding the dictatorship of the proletariat, automation and AI will probably herald the obsolescence of the proletariat. But at the same time, it could undermine the justifications given for inequality. Imagine a car company which developed AIs which could design cars, design the machines that built the cars and manage the factories. The owners of the company could afford to fire almost all its workforce (perhaps even those who developed the AIs) and then just sit back and watch the money roll in. No-one would be contributing labour or innovation. This is what Peter Frase calls ‘rentism’.

Would the public accept that those who owned the means of production had the sole right to the profits? Perhaps for a time, but the justifications would start to sound ridiculous – “I am entitled to a share of the profits because my late father had the foresight to invest in this company. The fact that I have not lifted a finger for this money is irrelevant”. As inequality grew, the government would come under pressure to nationalise more and more industries. Eventually all the means of production would be in public hands, and their fruits would be distributed evenly.

In such a world, there would still be what Francis Fukuyama calls megalothymia – the desire to be seen as better than other people. But this could be satisfied by working towards self-improvement and personal achievement. Indeed there’s a big advantage in switching to a value-system based on achievement: unlike wealth, the masses can’t demand it from you. You can demand the right to climb Everest, but you can’t demand to have climbed Everest. In this way, hierarchies of a sort would still exist, but would have no impact on the standard of living.  

Although such a utopian world is possible, we have reasons to believe that it is unlikely. Firstly, although old capitalist justifications for inequality might become weak, the elites could find new justifications. For example, the rich will be the first to take advantage of cybernetic and genetic enhancements, which would enable them to say with some truth that they are superior to baseline humans. An ideology could emerge which claims that wealth and technology should be kept in the hands of enhanced humans. Someone might argue “everyone agrees that weapons should only be wielded by people who are mentally stable and trained to use them, so by that logic surely only people with the most optimised brains should control complex, dangerous technologies? Because irresponsible use of technology could end the world, isn’t this necessary more than ever?”

Secondly, being seen as better than other people is not the root of hierarchy, and so giving awards to vain people in an egalitarian society would not be enough. People are insecure about how others perceive them because they do not want to show weakness. Social status is a means to an end – with respect and resources, you can better defend yourself when the shit hits the fan. The desire for safety, through esteem, is the root of hierarchy. There is a constant climb to the top because that’s what others are doing as well. Although it may be better for your mental health to stop worrying about the social ladder, doing so would leave you vulnerable to the whims of more ambitious people. A perfectly egalitarian society would not be sustainable – it would only be a matter of time before a group tried to gain advantage over others. Even in a society where there was no rational reason to fear others, an instinctual wariness would gnaw at many people’s minds. The Soviet Union had a good stab at creating an equal society, where even politburo members lived in normal apartments. But people in cities, particularly those who were demonstrably loyal to the Party, had better access to luxury goods than those in rural areas – not to mention those in the Gulag.

Hunter-gatherer societies are egalitarian because in terms of permanent possessions there is little to go around, and nearly everyone plays a vital role in keeping the tribe alive. Agricultural societies produced food surpluses, but even the first ‘proto-cities’ were egalitarian – everyone’s house was roughly the same size as everyone else’s. Hierarchy first reared its head with the invention of bronze. Now people could extort others and use the threat of violence to defend their homes and status, becoming the first elites.

Ever since, the history of civilisation has been the history of new elites usurping old elites. Often this would be thanks to the innovative use of new technology. Some technologies, such as agriculture and smartphones, can be widely distributed and so appear to be ‘egalitarian technologies’ which give power to everyone. But there are no egalitarian technologies. Even for those that can be widely distributed, there will be some people who don’t use them well or don’t use them at all, putting them at a disadvantage. New technologies, or new ways to use old technologies, are discovered and taken advantage of by groups, not by humanity as a whole.  

As well as technology, developing more efficient organisational structures or more inspiring ideas are also proven routes to power. Because technology and the ways people think are constantly (albeit usually quite slowly) changing, the board on which the game of civilisation is played is always shifting. Those that can adapt to the present circumstances will rise to the top, and those whose adaptations were only useful in a past era will be overthrown. The 21st Century is much more likely to see the board shifting again and new elites rising, than it is to see the end of the game.  

A third reason why equality is unlikely is that elites tend to accumulate resources and power faster than the masses can push upwards. Harari argues that in the 19th and 20th Centuries elites gave education, healthcare and the vote to the masses because it benefited them to rule over societies which were educated, healthy and motivated. It’s probably more accurate to say that elites only came to see and accept these benefits after the masses fought for them. The shockwaves from the French and Russian revolutions still reverberate around the world today. They gave more peaceful progressive movements the ability to demand a fairer distribution of the fruits of industrialisation.

But progressive movements have grown weak, and are likely to grow weaker. This is partly because as automation and AI improve, there will be less need for an educated, healthy and motivated workforce. But as noted above, although the masses of the 19th and 20th Centuries had economic and military strength behind them, it was their resolve to demand more that built a fairer society. Automation and AI will make humans’ relative economic and military value fall, but we will still be intelligent, creative and driven creatures. The great push from below will be slower than it was in the 19th and 20th Centuries, but as long as we have the resolve to demand a better life, we will eventually get it.

A bigger threat to progressive movements is that they’ll get what they want. Just as your standard of living is probably better than Elizabeth I’s (she only ate potato once, and it made her ill), it’s quite possible that even the worst off in 2100 will live a more comfortable life than Mark Zuckerberg’s. The great push from below has always been driven by need, but in a post-scarcity world that urgency will no longer exist. There would also be no need for philanthropy. The nobility in generosity and rebellion would be gone. With the masses satisfied with their lot, the elites could focus on climbing ever higher.

But what exactly are progressive movements pushing towards?

 

The State of Nature

Living things evolve in such a way that they are happiest in an environment where they can meet all their needs, an environment to which they are completely adapted. A favourite topic of discussion for early modern philosophers, today we could call hunter-gatherer societies as living in the State of Nature. It has been estimated that if we could go back in time to 70,000 years ago and steal a baby to raise in today’s world, no-one would notice anything different about the child. If we went back further, the child would struggle to fit in. 70,000 years ago was about the time of what Harari calls the Cognitive Revolution, when we started thinking abstractly and symbolically. Since then, humans have continued to change, both in mind and in body. But humans evolved to live as social hunter-gatherers, and we still have the brains and bodies that were honed to survive in that way.

What was it like in the State of Nature? Clearly there isn’t a single answer to that question. The life of a hunter-gatherer battling the cold in northern Europe would have been very different to another living in the warm grasslands of the Fertile Crescent. But they probably had a lot in common: they would have been physically fit; they would have had varied diets; they would have used their intelligence and imagination on a daily basis; they would have had close social relationships; if they survived childhood, they could potentially live to their 70s; and, apart from in particularly harsh environments, they would have had a lot of free time. However life wasn’t idyllic – not only did they have to deal with predators, the weather and the constant threat of starvation, we have reason to believe that murder accounted for at least 5% of deaths.  

Were hunter-gatherers egalitarian? It’s hard to know for sure, because the only evidence we have comes from today’s hunter-gatherer tribes, and they may be very different from those who lived in the Upper Palaeolithic. But if they were like today’s hunter-gatherers, then yes they were egalitarian – in today’s tribes the sexes are equal, and some tribes don’t even have chiefs. This is because no-one owns plots of land, and because cooperation between everyone is vital. Being nomadic also helps, because you can simply avoid domineering individuals by moving to another camp, and because ties within families are less important. Chimpanzees, our closest evolutionary relative, are naturally very hierarchical, so it has been argued that resistance to hierarchy was a key factor in the evolution of the human mind.

Humans were kicked out of the Garden of Eden about 12,000 years ago. In a matter of decades, climate change turned the grasslands of the Middle East into desert, forcing people to domesticate plants and animals to survive. Agriculture caused a host of problems: keeping fields irrigated was such hard work that skeletons from the time are painfully deformed; everyone lived on a diet of porridge, unleavened bread and little else; the high density of people and animals was perfect for diseases; and now there was a reason to wage war over land. But agriculture was an efficient way of securing calories, and for that reason people couldn’t return to the State of Nature even if they wanted to, even after the climate improved again. If a village decided to go back to just hunting and gathering, at least some people would starve. The gates to Eden had been locked behind them.

In the millennia since, some problems have been overcome and new ones have arisen. Slavery, war and environmental destruction became the norm. But people still dreamed of returning to the State of Nature – after all, we are wired to survive as nomadic hunter-gatherers, so although the memory of the State of Nature had long since faded, we instinctively knew that we did not belong in civilisation. This yearning for the State of Nature manifested itself in the idea of a blissful afterlife, and also in the ideals of fairness and equality in this life. Societies which enshrine equality in law, from the Achaemenid Empire to modern democracies, are usually the product of negotiation between self-interested masses and open-minded elites. But the promise of a more equal society helps the slow push towards one, and comes from the niggling feeling that inequality is unnatural. We want to live in a more equal society, not just out of self-interest, but also because we feel it would be a society that makes more sense. Usually this desire for equality and justice extends only to our tribe, but occasionally the recognition that all humans are indeed human leads people to demand equality and justice for the whole species.

Some readers may question this viewpoint. Rather than some ancient instinct, surely the demand for equality is thinly-veiled self-interest? Perhaps in part. But if you don’t value equality, then this is probably because either you stand to lose from society becoming more equal, or you listen too much to the elite’s justifications. Civilisation requires ideas that suppress the desire for equality, which both pacify the masses and ease the consciences of the elites. And while you may believe that perfect material equality would be undesirable, I would hope that you believe in other equalities, such as equality of opportunity and equality before the law. If your ideal world is completely hierarchical, without a shred of equality, you probably ought to be sectioned.

Humans in general and conservatives in particular fear change, because they fear the unknown and are anxious about what it would take to survive in it. But perhaps there is also the sense that so-called progress is taking us ever further from the State of Nature, and so progress must be slowed or stopped altogether if we are to avoid civilisation’s worst excesses and a dystopia that is alien to human nature. Progressives, on the other hand, recognise that change is inevitable, and that civilisation isn’t all bad. Returning to the State of Nature is both undesirable and impossible. Instead, we should aim for a civilisation-enhanced State of Nature, henceforth referred to by a rather clunky acronym: the CESON.

The CESON is an artificial environment designed to allow humans to be as comfortable and healthy as possible. It satisfies our biological and psychological needs as humans. Our evolution as hunter-gatherers shaped our desires, but the environment often made life hard, frustrating and dangerous. The CESON is an environment where our hunter-gatherer desires are actually satisfied, with the help of technology. It is a simulation of the State of Nature, with as few of its disadvantages as possible, and with as many of civilisation’s advantages as possible. It’s like the environments we try to create for our pets and animals in zoos – you may worry about that comparison, but who hasn’t envied their pet, even if just for a minute?

To be clear, the CESON is not a place of constant bliss. Even in the most comfortable environment possible, there will still be grief, anger, loneliness and other all-too-human problems. Life would be made easy, but it would still be up to us to find happiness. Nor is it a place of passive, mindless consumption, like the spaceship in Wall-E – humans are not passive or mindless creatures. To satisfy us, the CESON would have to include challenges and places to explore. The CESON might be a physical place, or it might be completely virtual. An average day in the CESON might start with a lie in, followed by a morning hunting robotic/virtual bison with friends, an afternoon finishing a painting which you then share on DeviantArt, and an evening watching Netflix with your nearest and dearest.

In my previous post, I argued that human nature is a rather empty concept. There is no list of fundamental human characteristics, there are only probabilities. For example, because we evolved to live in communities of about 150 people, the CESON will mostly consist of small, mobile communities with large territories. But after millennia of civilisation, many people are now comfortable living in large, high-density communities, and so there would be at least some cities in the CESON.

Of course, the CESON would be egalitarian. Everyone would have roughly the same standard of living, and no-one would be put at a disadvantage to anyone else in the CESON. There would still be some hierarchies, for example some will be better at playing music than others. But those hierarchies would have no impact on standard of living.

In the State of Nature, there was little conflict between our desires and what was good for the tribe. What you wanted to do was also your role in society. But for civilisation to function, it had to force people to do things they did not want to do. Oppressive regimes and forced labour have been becoming slowly rarer over the past 200 years, but even today in the First World we still lead stressful lives because of the obligations placed on us by society. In the CESON, technology would make the imposition of alien obligations redundant, and people would be free to do as they please. Everyone’s needs are different, so the CESON would have to allow for different lifestyles.

I would be surprised if the CESON was built by 2100, except perhaps for a small minority. But no matter how weak the bargaining position of progressive movements is, they will continue to push until eventually everyone is in the CESON. However this all assumes that we will continue to have the bodies and brains of hunter-gatherers into the future. There are 2 alternatives: humans die out, or humans’ desires are altered. Or perhaps all 3 situations will exist simultaneously: some will live in paradise, some will be enslaved, and some will be left to die.

The CESON is not the State of Nature – it still exists within civilisation, and so it can never be a perfect simulation. Progressive movements will eventually hit a brick wall, and although they may keep pushing they will be eternally frustrated. This means the CESON might not be quite as idyllic as I’ve just described. Precisely what limits civilisation would put on the CESON is hard to know until we reach them, but we can be sure that one feature of civilisation will persistently ruin the CESON. Everyone within the CESON will be equal, but what about those who live above the CESON?

 

Godhood

If you think I am rehashing Rousseau, you will be surprised as I now veer dangerously close to Nietzsche. While the masses may be nostalgic for the State of Nature, the elites owe their position to our exit from it. The desire to dominate socially is older than the egalitarianism which helped our hunter-gatherer ancestors. Nonetheless it continued to exist, and it found particular outlets under civilisation.

Parallel to the yearning for the State of Nature, civilisation has been fascinated with gods. In the State of Nature we believed in nature spirits, but after we became farmers they started looking and acting like humans. We were starting to dominate other animals, the environment itself and other humans, and so when imagining the most powerful forces in the world it was only natural to imagine them as being like ourselves. And if the gods are as vain and crazy as humans, we had better work hard to get on their good side. Many gods came to represent different aspects of civilisation, and most cultures believed that civilisation was a gift from the gods. Some kings even claimed to be gods themselves. The idea of gods was not just a celebration of civilisation, it was a celebration of domination.

The relationship between gods and the yearning for the State of Nature differed between cultures. For example, in Ancient Egypt the gods were largely just and allowed the pure of heart to live forever among the lush fields of Aaru after death, whereas in Ancient Greece the gods were unpredictable and ordinary people could look forward to an afterlife in the dark, miserable Asphodel Meadows. Part of the reason why Christianity and Islam were so successful could be that they were a synthesis of the epitome of an imaginary CESON and the epitome of the idea of godhood – in other words, not only was eternal bliss open to everyone, it was guaranteed by a god so powerful it doesn’t make sense.   

Eventually humans started looking at the world with a more empirical mindset, and so far science has yet to find any evidence of gods looking down on us or meddling in our affairs. But we may be living in a relatively brief window between worshipping imaginary gods and worshipping very real ones.

For most of history, change was so slow that it was hard for people to imagine that the past was much different from the present, and they didn’t think much about future except that it might involve the end of the world. It was only in the 19th Century that technological progress became impossible to ignore, forcing people to imagine what the future might and should be. Forward thinking attitudes accelerated social and technological change, creating a virtuous cycle. Change is now expected and sought after. A century ago science fiction was fringe, but today it’s mainstream. In H. G. Wells’ 1914 novel The World Set Free, a son asks his father to stop trying to invent a flying machine because his classmates are ridiculing him for it. Today, a child would probably brag if their parent was working on reusable rockets or hyperloop. This pivot to a forward-looking perspective set us firmly on the path to godhood.

Marx realised that we could use technology to build the CESON, but he didn’t foresee the problems that can be caused by apes wielding god-like powers or the possibility of technologies that engrave inequality into our DNA. Science fiction went from being distinctly utopian to distinctly dystopian as we tried to get our heads around what the consequences of acquiring god-like powers were. With the benefit of knowing what happened in the 20th Century and research into the emerging technologies of the 21st, Harari arrives at the opposite conclusion to Marx: that elites will use genetic and cybernetic technologies to enhance themselves and thus create a gap between us and them that will be even wider than the gap between Sapiens and Neanderthals.

I hope to outline what makes something divine more thoroughly in a future post, but in short I think we can call something a god if it is a conscious being which is so complex and powerful that its nature, capabilities and thoughts are at least partially unfathomable to we baseline, early 21st Century humans. No matter how hard we tried, we would not be able to fully comprehend them. The gods of the future could be AIs, and it’s easy to imagine AIs being revered in the CESON as omniscient custodians. But unless an AI was so wise that it would be unthinkable for even the most powerful humans to ignore its advice, it’s probably more likely that AI will be a tool used by more human-like gods to ensure their dominance.    

There may be long queues for technologies which enhance the capabilities of our minds and bodies, but would people willingly alter their desires, or the desires of their children? If there was a switch which changed your favourite food from chocolate to Brussel sprouts, would you use it? You would get the same enjoyment, so why bother changing? You would only change a desire to satisfy a higher order desire, such as to be healthier, safer or a more moral person. Perhaps so that they could better adapt to their situation, the gods would remove the nostalgia for the State of Nature from themselves, and in so doing make themselves more unintelligible to baseline humans. What use would the desire for wide open, lush landscapes, or even the desire for close friends, be to a god? Perhaps some gods would try to be better people by removing the desire to dominate from themselves – however they would then probably be dominated by those who kept it.

What might the future relationship between godhood and the State of Nature be? Maybe one will destroy the other. Maybe the gods will grow so tired of demands for the CESON that they will remove the desire for it, either by tampering with human nature or simply by killing anyone who wanted it. Maybe the wars between gods will be so destructive that there will be no opportunity to build the CESON. Maybe the CESON will be so appealing that the gods will leave everything to AIs and join the masses in paradise. However I think the most likely future is that, as with the history of civilisation so far, the State of Nature and godhood will continue to coexist and find a balance. Perhaps we’ll invent an idea which brings them together, for example the gods could justify their position and pat themselves on the back by building and protecting the CESON. As Christianity and Islam proved, a synthesis of the State of Nature and godhood can be a very powerful idea.

There will no doubt be a hierarchy among the gods, with the weaker ones having to submit to the stronger. Nonetheless, I think it’s likely that humanity will split into 2: most people will live in the CESON, and some will enhance themselves to the point of becoming gods. Another way to put this is that humanity will split into the happy and the powerful. Those in the CESON may even consider the gods to be afflicted by an illness that drives them to seek ever more powerful weapons at the cost of their peace of mind.

Some gods might question the point of creating the CESON, but more compassionate ones might ask, “Why not? Why oppress, enslave or kill the masses, when pacifying them by giving them what they want is an option? At the very least, we could allow them to build the CESON for themselves.” However I doubt even these kind-hearted gods would treat the inhabitants of the CESON with the utmost respect. I love my cat and I want her to be happy, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s neutered. And because of their constant fear of rivals, it’s unlikely the gods would allow the inhabitants of the CESON to try and ascend to their level – they would try their hardest to enforce the split between human and god.  

Even the ancient Greek gods were nice to humans sometimes, and they provided rest for the worthy in the Elysian Fields. Were those stories told by the masses, and added to the larger mythology as a concession to them? Or do the elites have a smidgen of a conscience after all? We need to start thinking carefully about what we would like the gods of the future to be like. What myths will the gods want to tell themselves about their birth?

Given that new technologies being discovered and used by groups is characteristic of civilisation, and that our technologies have been growing more powerful, and that self-modification is possible, then it is inevitable that civilisation will give birth to gods. Kings have claimed to be gods throughout history, but it’s only a matter of time before those claims become justified. Despite the tone of this essay, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Although they may be power-hungry, they wouldn’t necessarily abuse that power – a completely self-sufficient and invulnerable being doesn’t need the obedience of the masses. And the creation of gods would be one of the greatest achievements of humanity. That said, this doesn’t mean that we should sacrifice our values and the well-being of others in the pursuit of creating gods. Precisely because it is inevitable, it does not require sacrifices. Instead, our focus should be on steering humanity’s use of emerging technologies to ensure that when the gods are born, they are responsible, just and compassionate.

 

Revolution

If inequality is unavoidable, is there any point to revolution? Of course there is. If nothing else, revolutions remind the elites that it’s dangerous to ignore the concerns of the masses. The attempted Canadian revolution of 1837-38 failed, but it paved the way for the creation of Canada as an independent democracy. If an angry crowd demanding your head doesn’t make you rethink your policies, nothing will. However, clearly revolutionaries should be as smart and restrained as possible if they are to have any hope of achieving their goals. Reckless morons just end up in prison.

Revolution is the most powerful weapon would-be elites can use to usurp the throne. It would be an exaggeration to say that we can choose who our elites are, but the masses do have a measure of influence. Democracy’s biggest advantage over other systems of government is that for all intents and purposes it allows revolutions to be smooth, peaceful and orderly. Depending on who is elected, the State acts as a counter-balance to elites, or acts as a guard dog for the elites, or helps the rise of new elites. Would-be elites only need to organise political campaigns, and would only need to contemplate violent revolution if it was impossible for them to win an election. As elites get their hands on more terrifyingly powerful technologies, violent revolutions in the future are more likely to be brutally crushed, so we need to do everything we can to keep peaceful transfers of power the norm.

However democracy by itself isn’t sufficient to make elites behave. So far in this essay I’ve talked about elites and masses as though society is composed of two homogeneous blocks. But obviously society isn’t that simple. In itself, society’s diversity does not prevent the masses from uniting against the elites. But lies and distractions create the chaotic polarisation we are all too familiar with, and while the masses fight among themselves the elites carry on as normal. It seems many people have forgotten, or were never taught, how to think critically and broaden their perspective. The balkanisation of the internet, the inefficacy of our governments and the sheer complexity of today’s world do not help either. Hoping that nationalists will see the error of their ways is not working. As crises become deeper, nationalists may be forced to re-evaluate their worldview, but they will probably need to be dealt with forcefully (as the American authorities are currently doing as they hunt down Trump’s insurrectionists). Society will only ‘come back together’ once one side puts the other back in its box. Only then can the masses effectively make demands of the elites again.

The CESON is not one revolution away. The revolutions of the coming decades will probably revolve around issues such as universal basic income and climate change – concepts that will be completely alien to inhabitants of the CESON. But they will be a part of the long road to the CESON. We will only reach that destination through struggle, which will hopefully be as peaceful as possible, but will clearly involve breaking some rules.

Before I conclude this post, I should address one elephant in the room: despite having used ‘we’ and ‘the masses’ interchangeably, I’m from the middle class of a First World nation, so I’m arguably an elite. That said, I’ve never knowingly oppressed anyone, and I doubt any of my descendants will have the money or influence to become gods. Call me a champagne socialist if you want, although I much prefer whiskey.

Not all elites are bad people, although those that are seem to be having the greatest impact at the moment. It’s bad enough that some elites are fomenting xenophobic movements, they also working hard to prevent any significant climate action, and so will be responsible for the deaths of millions if not billions – and all so that they don’t have to pay more tax. As Warren Buffet put it, “There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.” A society can work well when the elites have the interests of the masses in mind, but today’s elites don’t care if we live or die. Some may realise that the world is going to get very bumpy in the coming decades, but instead of trying to solve the problems they are setting the masses against each other in the hope that they’ll have the money to defend themselves when the shit fits the fan. In abandoning their social conscience, they have also abandoned their right to lead society. Some elites might complain that threatening revolution is tantamount to blackmail, but if that’s the case then every fight for rights is blackmail. You cannot call someone dying and asking for help entitled. Demanding rights isn’t a cynical ploy, it is an affirmation that your life has value. Equality is impossible, but by sending clear messages to the elites on the streets and in the ballot box, we can build a fairer, happier and safer society.