“Oh my! Oh my oh my oh my!”
Lurush was waiting in her finery by the pool when Anka strutted
down from the house wearing a new number from the high market – a long,
tightly-fitted dress and a flowing silky knot top that showed off an ample
triangle of her belly, both maroon with amber hems. Lurush’s hungry gaze made
her tense, but with a deep breath she reminded herself that she was perfectly
safe. There was no danger in looking appetising. She checked that she still had
her gourd of orokosa hung around her neck.
“My dear, you are definitely getting eaten tonight. How
about this – if you somehow make it back home uneaten, let me have you as a
late dinner”
“No deal. The invitation definitely said plus one? You’re not
bringing me as party food?”
“The invitation specifically said you and me. Looks like
word about my new associate has gotten round. Well, shall we?”
As they walked through the Rush, Anka was very conscious of
lishas and hurums turning their heads. This was partly thanks to Lurush – after
all, she was an Ikarkur, and the sight of such a rotund lisha swaggering down
the narrow streets was hard to miss. But Anka knew she was attracting many a
gaze as well. Perhaps some of them were merely curious about who was escorting
the Ikarkur, but some were almost certainly wondering how good she’d taste. Two
young lisha women glanced furtively at her before whispering and giggling to
each other. An old lisha man dropped his walking stick in front of her and leisurely
ogled her as he slowly bent down to pick it up. The thought that tonight she
might be gobbled up in the dreams of all these strangers made Anka’s heart beat
a little faster.
Gilkush’s estate was on the opposite side of the Rush to
Lurush’s. The entirety of his outer wall was a mosaic of a glorious sunset,
with specks of bronze making the sky sparkle and azure pebbles making the sea glisten.
Up close you could even see birds and ships. The guards bowed their heads as
Lurush and Anka walked up to the door, which was surrounded by the gold leaf of
the setting sun.
The discordant sounds of conversation led them to a hall
littered with cliques of lishas and hurums, all with drinks in hand, each
outfit more extravagant than the last. The throng shimmered with the glittering
gold of bejewelled rings, necklaces and tiaras. Standing out like a sore thumb
was Tiuk, who leant against the wall by herself in her armour, looking like she
wanted to be anywhere but here. When she spotted Lurush and Anka, she marched
over.
“Thank the Sun you two are here. I like to think I have a
high tolerance for pain, but being at an ex’s birthday party…”
Suddenly Lurush grabbed Anka’s waist and pulled her into her
spongy stomach, “Yes, me and my scrumptious friend here will keep you company
tonight,” Anka felt one of her claws prodding her side, testing the softness of
her flesh, “Oh, Sasha, Polur!”
She released Anka and waddled away to try and coax the
teenager hiding behind his mother.
“I never got the chance to thank you after everything that
happened”, said Anka
“Don’t mention it. Is she treating you well?”
“She understands that no means no”
“And how are you doing? You’ve been through more than anyone
should”
Anka sighed, “I’m still alive, so I’ve got to just keep on
living. The past is the past. But now that I’m safe, I can look forward. I can
start to think about how to best enjoy my life”
In both height and muscle, Tiuk was the largest lisha Anka
knew. And yet she also exuded dignity, discipline and respect. Anka couldn’t
help but wonder what it would be like to be devoured by such a magnificent
beast.
“I’ve heard that you’ve been… entertaining Bukur,” said
Tiuk, “if he’s ever going to succeed me as Ushi Karsh, I need him to be focused
on improving himself. He’s strong, but he’s still clueless when it comes to
strategy, responsibility and leadership”
Anka huffed inwardly. He must have bragged about it to
someone, she thought, “Understood. I won’t be a distraction”
She noticed Tiuk’s eyes flick down to her belly for a split
second. Maybe she’s jealous of her son, she thought.
“I really am grateful for everything you’ve done for me.
Have you eaten yet? Maybe we could find somewhere quiet, if you want me for
dinner”
Tiuk coughed and spluttered, “No, thank you. If you’ll
excuse me, I need to… go somewhere”
She walked off without looking Anka in the eye. Oh well,
Anka thought with a shrug, worth a shot. The far side of the hall opened out
onto a terrace, where a crowd piqued her curiosity. They were watching
something, so she wriggled her way through the crowd to the front. They were
watching a game of Hunt, the same game she had played with Bukur only a few
nights before, except this board was gigantic, and the pieces were real lishas
and hurums. Sat on a throne on one side of the board was Gilkush, his jade
scales so polished that they shimmered. Sat on the other side was Myra, her
small stature more than compensated by the eager determination in her eyes. It
was Ikarkur versus Ikarkur. Just in front of Anka, a hurum man rolled the die
for them. Next to him were two gold ingots – clearly they weren’t playing
solely for fun.
“Five”, called out the die-roller
“Damesh!” said Gilkush, “Take Lekura”
The crowd hooted and hollered as the lisha moved five spaces
towards a hurum woman who was pretending to scream. He downed a gourd of
orokosa, picked the woman up and swallowed her like she was just a snack
waiting to be eaten, before squatting on the ground and promptly throwing her
back up.
The terrace had a gorgeous view of the sun setting behind
the mountains of the mainland, yet Anka thought that the mosaic on the mansion’s
façade was somehow more beautiful. She felt like she was being watched, and saw
Kisha in her amour by the balustrade, her eyes narrowed in contempt. Anka tried
to match that contempt in her stare back. Despite her size and connections, her
threats were meaningless in the Rush. Gazing up at Kisha was Ragur, his scales
as polished as his father’s, but as soon as he noticed where Kisha’s attention
had turned to, his eyes lit up. He made a beeline for Anka.
“What are you doing, my boy?” said Gilkush to the mirth of
the onlookers, “Get off the board!”
Ragur ignored him. He wore a waistcoat with so many bright,
multicoloured zig-zags it stung Anka’s eyes.
“Anka, so good to see you again! You look absolutely
exquisite tonight. How would you like a tour of the house? Perhaps we could
start with the dining room, if you catch my drift”
The intense hunger in his eyes made Anka uneasy, “I’ll have
to decline, despite you having all the charm of a ravenous shark and about half
the intelligence”
Ragur leant down and lowered his voice, “You know, there are
plenty of hurums who would beg for the chance to be my dinner. Ah, but maybe
you’re the type who likes to be hunted? Well, I’m the type who doesn’t stop pursuing
his prey. One of these days, I am going to eat you”
He turned away with a nauseating grin on his face. Anka hoped
that meant he would leave her alone, for this evening at least. As he walked
back across the board, the crowd applauded. The last of Myra’s pieces had made
it across, but she had lost three and only taken two of Gilkush’s. The winner
rose from his throne.
“Thank you, my friends. Life is but a game, so if you want
to do well in life, get good at games first! Myra, you were a worthy opponent,
thank you for the challenge, and of course for the gold as well. Now, someone
get me some beer”
Myra had daggers for eyes, but with no-one else to talk to
as the crowd started chattering, Anka darted over to her.
“If you want, I could spread some rumours that he bribed the
die-roller. He probably did anyway, how else could he have beaten someone as
smart as you”
“Oh, it’s you,” said Myra, “Anka, was it? So you made it up
here after all?”
“Yes, thanks to Lurush”
“I’ve always found her to be a very fast eater, like she’s
being held hostage by her stomach, wouldn’t you say?”
“I, er, actually, she’s never eaten me”
“Really? How have you managed that? Not just anyone can put
a leash on an Ikarkur, especially these days”
A golden-scaled lisha wearing a black toga glided over and
implanted himself into the conversation, “Myra, it’s been too long”
Myra’s face soured, “So, you’ve finally clawed your way up
here, have you? Kyroz, this is Anka. Anka, Kyroz”
Kyroz didn’t even bother to glance at Anka, “You look just
as delectable as the last time I saw you”
“That was ten years ago, so I suppose I could take that as a
compliment. Not that either us want to remember that night though”
“You know, I haven’t eaten anything all day,” said Kyroz, “I
could really do with a good meal. How about we find somewhere more private?”
Myra scoffed, “You really think that’s going to work?”
“I was under the impression you’d become quite… promiscuous.
That’s how you climbed the ladder to the top, isn’t it? Why not just let me eat
you, for old time’s sake?”
Myra’s face was burning, “If there is one lisha I will not
feed myself to, it’s you. Get out of my sight, or I’ll get Tiuk to literally
throw you out”
“So be it, although I don’t see the point of delaying the
inevitable”
He left Myra steaming with rage, and Anka wishing she had a
drink.
“Old friend?” Anka asked
“You could say that. It feels like a lifetime ago. Two
Ekuans, dreaming of reaching the Rush. We had cultivated a circle of
middle-ranking merchant friends, and we were making decent earnings as a pair
of estate agents. He wanted our partnership to be… deeper, but I wasn’t
interested. Then the famine came, and on the Night on Hunger, he tried to eat
me. I escaped him, obviously, I spent that night hiding in an amphora”
“Didn’t he get punished?” Anka asked
“Maybe you’re too young to remember. There was an amnesty.
There had to be, otherwise they’d have to execute half the lishas in Kurush. Makes
you think, a good chunk of the lishas around us probably ate someone that
night. Anyway, after performing some favours for my friends, I made it into the
Rush. Kyroz was left with nothing except rumours swirling round him. I hear
that now he spends his time telling anyone who’ll listen that hurums are evil
or something. Pretty sure he means me. Ah, by the fucking Sun, seeing him again
has put me in a foul mood. I need a drink. Did Lurush tell you I’m coming over
tomorrow?”
“Yes, I’ll be the one negotiating for her”
“In that case, make sure you have a fun night,” said Myra, “It’ll
be an even playing field if we’re both hungover”
Anka found herself alone amidst a sea of cliques. As she
scanned the throng for potentially useful friends just waiting for the right
compliment from a stranger, her eyes fell on a hurum woman with the most
perfectly crafted face she’d ever seen. She wore a thin silky robe that flowed from
her shoulders to her ankles, yet somehow left little to the imagination. Even all-too-hurum
Anka wanted to sink her teeth into her. The woman was gracefully flitting from
one clique to the next with a perpetual smile, brightening the faces of lishas
and hurums alike. When her eyes met with Anka’s and she sashayed towards her,
Anka’s face went red.
“Hi, you’re Anka, am I right?”
“I, er, ahem, urgh”
“I’m Erisha, Gilkush’s consort”
“You mean…”
“It’s in my contract that he’s the only one who can eat me.
That doesn’t mean he eats me everyday. To be honest, more than anything, my job
is to make his friends and rivals envious”
“Isn’t that a little… demeaning? Doesn’t that make you a bit
like a-”
Out of nowhere, a fat four-legged reptile the size of a
hurum launched itself at Erisha with a deafening squawk. It’s scales looked
like granite, but colourful frills on the back of its head gave it a rainbow
halo.
“Down, Rurur, down! This is Gilkush’s other pet”
Anka tried to pat its head, but it snapped at her hand.
“You wanna piece of me, you little shit?” said Anka, but it
just waddled away.
“It’s a pretty good deal,” said Erisha, “I get to meet
interesting people, and lounge around this wonderful place. And, well, without
wishing to sound arrogant, if I didn’t have Gilkush’s protection, I doubt I’d
last long out there”
“I think you’re right”
“He said he wanted to talk to you. Shall we go find him?”
Anka blinked, “What, really?”
Erisha smiled, “Yes, come on”
She led her into the mansion, which, like Lurush’s, was
shaped like a mountain. The staircase was lined with frescoes of soaring birds
and ethereal clouds, as though they were ascending to the heavens. On the top
floor, they found Gilkush looking pensively out of the window as the sky turned
violet. A soldier was murmuring something into his ear. Anka recognised him as
Etenkur, Tiuk’s lieutenant. She often saw him slinking around the Rush with a
smirk that said he had something up his sleeve. As soon as he saw the two
hurums, he stopped talking and slipped out of the room.
“Ah, Anka!” said Gilkush with avuncular ease, “It’s so good
to see you again. I can’t believe it’s been ten years, you’re all grown up now.
Do you even remember me?”
“Of course. You and Ragur would come over to Oresh’s house
all the time, with Tiuk”
“Ah yes, those were happy days. After Ragur’s mother died, I
was so grateful to have found Tiuk. If only we had lasted longer. But for a
couple of years it was nice to have such close friends – Hadash, Gishka, your
parents… Is Shanessa well?”
“She… she’s dead”
“What?!” he roared
The anger in his voice made both Anka and Erisha jump.
“This is terrible news,” he said, his composure regained,
“devastating. What happened?”
“She was eaten in the Ekuan quarter”
“Did they find the culprit? I’ll behead them myself”
Anka shook her head, “Hadash is missing, probably killed by
pirates in the nightward isles. We were evicted from his house. It happened
that night. I got into the Rush soon after”
“I should have kept an eye on you two. I knew the situation
out there was deteriorating, but I never dreamt this would happen. If only I
had done something…”
“It’s not your fault”
“Lurush gave you a job, I heard,” said Gilkush, “To climb
Kurush’s ladder, you need either luck or intelligence. Which got you into the
Rush?”
“Years of shrewd work. I used to sell jewellery in the high
market”
“That’s good. You’ve probably realised that Lurush has a lot
more luck than she does intelligence. Tadarur is stuck in the past. Rukur is a
pathetic worm on the payroll of criminals. Myra is scrappy, but her focus makes
her narrow-minded. I am the only Ikarkur with any foresight. And that’s what
you need in a world where nothing is certain, where the rules of the game are
constantly changing. Coming to work for me would be the most intelligent thing
you could do”
“I’m very grateful to Lurush. I’d need a good reason to
leave her”
“Would a gold ingot per month be a good enough reason?”
Anka’s head spun. Her mind impulsively started trying to
work out how much she should use to save up for a home of her own in the Rush
and how much she could spend to make sure she ate nothing but the nicest food
everyday. A voice in the back of her head whispered that it was a trap, but she
ignored it. She had always wanted to live in the Rush, and now she had finally
dug her claws into it. It was about time she started to trust the lishas here.
And now an old family friend was offering her a way to climb even higher, to
truly secure herself. But to simply say ‘yes’ would make a mockery of her
ability to negotiate.
“Let me think about it”
Gilkush chuckled, “Of course”
Erisha had started lighting lamps in the dark room. There
was a long table with several boardgames laid out on it, and one wall was
covered by a fresco of the view of Kurush from the sea. But by far the most
striking things in the room were what looked like two enormous gravy boats on
high plinths. When Gilkush noticed her curiosity, he put his hand on her
shoulder and led her over to them.
“Since you’re here, shall we? It is my birthday, after all”
She suddenly realised that the gravy boats were roughly the
size of a hurum, and the spouts were at about the height of a lisha.
“I must say, you’ve grown into quite the dish. I’ve
concocted a sauce just for you. Strawberry and peach, with a sprinkling of
mint, a dollop of honey and just a hint of cinnamon. I think it will go very
well with you, what do you think?”
He licked his lips, his eyes intently focused on her. Her
heart started pounding. She was taken off-guard, her instinct was to run, but
he already had his arm around her.
“I’m flattered, but…”
“Don’t be like that. I’m very gentle, aren’t I, Erisha?”
“He’s a connoisseur,” said Erisha, “he likes to take his
time, to savour the flavour”
Hadn’t I decided to trust rich lishas more just a moment
ago? There’s even another hurum here, and a whole party downstairs, there is no
way I’m in any danger. And being looked at hungrily by lishas all evening has
made me rather antsy.
“I’m sorry,” said Anka as she lifted his hand from her
shoulder, “Thank you for the offer, I’ll give it some thought”
She scurried out of the room and down the stairs, but
stopped one floor down to catch her breath. Neither of them followed her,
presumably he was going to have Erisha for dinner instead. I don’t want to be
the kind of hurum who lets herself be eaten by any lisha who asks, she thought,
surely it’s okay to have boundaries, surely there’s a route to the top not
paved with promiscuity? Still, being offered a gold ingot per month by an
Ikarkur must mean I have a bright future ahead of me in the Rush. Although was
he interested in my trading skills, or did he just want another pet?
She was about to go back down to the party when she realised
she was next to a pantry. A cake smothered in honey was sitting on a shelf,
begging Anka to eat it. She checked no-one else was nearby, then pounced onto
the cake. She wasn’t even half-way through when she heard voices coming up the
stairs.
“Remember when we last went to Alabaster Cove, about a month
ago?”
It was Ragur’s long drawn out voice, as though he was too
lazy to finish words on time. Without thinking Anka jumped behind a large
amphora in the pantry.
“There was this blonde girl,” said Ragur, “I got her onto my
boat. By the Sun, she was delicious”
She sounds familiar, thought Anka. Wasn’t her name Styra?
Wasn’t I the one who pushed her into Ragur’s arms, so that I could talk to
Lurush? The lishas at Alabaster Cove were so enamoured with her, I’m surprised
I haven’t seen her in the Rush since.
“Was she the one which tried to swim away?” said Ragur’s
companion
“That’s right, we had to fish her out of the sea! I’d love
to eat her again, but obviously that’s not going to happen”
The blood drained from Anka’s face. Surely he didn’t mean…?
“When’s the next shipment coming?” said Ragur, “I hope there’s
a blonde this time”
“In three days”
“What? How am I supposed to wait that long? Tell them to
pick up the pace”
“You know, you’re already putting on some weight. If you
keep eating hurums at this rate, by next year you’ll be the size of a house,
and the Ekuan quarter will be empty”
“I have every right to spend my money as I wish”, said Ragur
“If you can’t wait three days, just find someone to eat with
orokosa”
“Bleugh, I hate orokosa,” said Ragur, “How are you meant to
enjoy eating the most delicious food in the world right after drinking
something that tastes like piss? It makes me feel so sick I can’t focus on the
taste of the hurum. Ah, but the feeling of a hurum filling your belly, there’s
nothing more satisfying, am I right? Besides, why should Ekuan lishas have all
the fun? If they’re going to be eaten anyway, it’s only right that we get our
fair share. These Ekuan girls, they’re tastier than I’d thought they’d be. I
thought they’d taste… earthy, but if you give them a good scrub first, they’re
as good as any Oshuan. Oh, did you see Anka tonight?”
Anka felt like she’d instantly turned to stone.
“Who?”
“You know, that hurum girl I was talking to during the game
earlier. We were friends back in the day. She looks unbelievably delicious
tonight. I’m going to do what it takes to eat her. I bet she’s a fighter, I
love it when they think they can escape. I can’t wait to feel her wriggling in
my belly”
The thought of being digested alive in Ragur’s stomach made
her foot slip and knock over a pot.
“What was that?”
Anka heard footsteps coming towards her, so she jumped out
from behind the amphora and leapt past Ragur as he recoiled in surprise.
“What a nice nap! Slept like a log! Well, back to the
party!”
Ragur’s companion was Etenkur, who stared at her with a
terrifyingly fiendish smirk. She ran past him before he could grab her and flew
down the staircase. Seconds later she was among tipsy socialites, but she
didn’t have to look over her shoulder to know that the two lishas were close
behind her. She pushed through the cliques on the terrace and in the drinking
hall looking for Tiuk, if anyone could protect her it would be her, but despite
being a giant among lishas Anka couldn’t see her anywhere. Had she left the
party after I tried to tempt her?
She searched for Lurush, her girth and volume should make
her easy to spot, but she too had vanished. Maybe she had snuck away with one
of her friends, so Anka ran down a quiet corridor. She found a lisha man chewing
on a hurum woman, neither of whom she recognised. They opened their eyes once
they realised they were being watched.
“Can we help you?” the hurum woman said irritably
Anka turned and ran back towards the entrance hall. She had
no time, Anka knew that if Ragur caught up to her, he’d concoct some excuse to
drag her somewhere where he could safely devour her without anyone hearing her
screams. She was moments away from death.
She was next to the entrance to the mansion, having failed
to find anyone she knew and trusted, when she saw Ragur striding towards her.
She quickly considered whether she should blurt out the secret hurum-digesting
ring to the congregated socialites, but in the best case she’d be ignored and
dismissed as a lunatic or slanderer, and in the worst case there were other
accomplices in the crowd, thereby instantly multiplying the danger she was in.
So she ran out the door and onto the street.
Just as earlier, the lishas she passed in the narrow streets
of the Rush looked at her with hunger in their eyes. But now she was alone, and
the streets were enveloped by darkness, with shadows from torches dancing on the
unscalable walls. Their jagged teeth glinted in the firelight. Would they all
digest her if they got the chance?
Had there always been so many mosaics of hurums disappearing
down the throats of lishas? Before, Anka had appreciated their detail and
vividness, the passion that was clearly being expressed, but now they seemed
perversely realistic, transformed into a grotesque celebration of murder,
animated by the flickering torchlight.
Anka ran as fast as her dress allowed her. One passerby, an
elderly lisha woman, asked her if she was okay, but she didn’t slow even for a
second. She could hear heavy footsteps behind her she was certain were Ragur’s.
She could hear him gaining on her, but she was already running as fast as she
could. This is it, she thought, this is the night I finally become a lisha’s
meal.
But then somehow she found herself outside Lurush’s estate.
Goresh stood by the doorway, his arms crossed, his inscrutable, steely eyes
staring down at her. She had always assumed that this lisha, who was paid to
protect Lurush and her associates, could be trusted. But what if behind that
wall of silence, he harboured an ardent desire to consume her? What was there
to stop him from having her as a midnight snack?
Anka and Goresh eyed each other, her feet refusing to take a
step towards the giant, until Ragur raced around the corner. He had the face of
a starving predator who could not bear to lose his prey. His chin was drenched
with drool, as though he was already relishing her taste. She threw herself
past Goresh and into the estate, ran up the stairs, dove into bed and hid under
the blanket. She curled into a ball, listening for any noise, making a mental
list of places she could hide in the mansion. But there was silence.
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© Paul Bramhall
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